Dear Verizon,
I understand the my measly $30 a month DSL internet connection means nothing to you but I've become rather fond of the internet and since you have never been once asked to come here on a service call, I don't need the attitude. I have no idea why it isn't working but I can take an educated guess and say it may have something to do with the wild storms which came through here earlier. With that being said, fix it.
I don't think I'm asking much or am I? I shouldn't have to take a day off of work nor cancel BB's pediatrician appointment for this either. Here is a little something for the old suggestion box by the way, 8am-7pm is not an estimated service time. You know what it is though? IT"S AN ENTIRE DAY OF MY LIFE! I can't sit around and put my life on hold because you people don't know how to schedule a day of service calls efficiently.
I will be here tomorrow during the small time frame we agreed on and hopefully we can all get on with our lives.
Love,
Tracy
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