Just Remember...

That is all.

My Latest Obsession...

My outside shower. I'm not much of a fan of the warm weather and in all honesty I would be just as happy to skip the summer and have two seasons of Autumn but at least I'm able to use my outside shower for at least four months out of the year.

Heaven. It's really the only perfect word I can think of to describe it. Tonight was a perfect example too. It's real foggy out and the temperature is in the low sixties/upper fifties at best. If you go out and start the water to get it nice and hot it's almost as good as a hot tub. It's just so relaxing to look up at the sky while you are showering and see a huge tree limb over your head and have seagulls flying by. I don't think I've taken an inside shower in over two weeks and I swear my skin has never been so soft and rejuvenated. It's probably all in my head but I don't care. I don't plan on taking another inside shower until at least October if I can get away with it.

Big Boy has even become quite the fan of outside showers. He thinks it's so fun to take an outside bath, which is what he calls it. Unfortunately, we are on a pretty tight schedule during the week but he knows during the weekend that all of his baths are outside. I think it's great because it's getting him used to showering in general as opposed to taking baths all the time. I hate to admit it but there are nights I would rather help him shower inside as opposed to going through the whole bath routine. It tends to backfire on me. Since I'm OCD when it comes to showering everyday even if I don't leave the house, poor BB has fallen victim to my strange ways and he gets upset and all out of sorts if I suggest skipping bath time once in a while. This way, since he likes showering now, I can give him a quick rinse rather that bathing him and I won't miss the "sleepy window" if you will.

Anyway, this is my useless rant for the day. I think if everyone had an outside shower, the world would be a much friendlier and happier place. I still think I should run for President. Between my outside shower theory and my four day paid weekends, you can't go wrong!

This Will Forever Make Me Laugh

No matter how many times I see it, hear it or think of it, I have to laugh. Kudos Family Guy. Well done.

And You're Not Quiting Your Job?

Of course. The winning lottery ticket in the huge NJ mega millions jackpot was sold just a few miles from my house. Obviously, it would have bee nice if it were mine but whatever. Would you quit your job if you won the lottery? HELL YEAH!

Apparently these people have no intentions of quitting their jobs. Hit the bullshit alarm because I can smell it a mile away. Your going to tell me the first time one of them gets stressed out about making a deadline or even something much less trivial they aren't going to think to themselves, "what am I nuts" I have millions of dollars," and just walk out the door. I guess I'm a terrible person because I would leave my job in a heartbeat. However, I would be sure to line up all the people (not co-workers) who have given me a hard time and one by one tell them exactly what I think of them first. I guess I'm a petty person.

Ah...The Good Ole' Days

While I was driving home from work today, I grabbed a random disk out of my console and wouldn't you know it.....a fantastic mixed live Grateful Dead disk. The whole way home I just kept thinking about all the shows I have been to and how I wish I could go to just one more.




I decided to poke around you tube and found quite a few fantastic clips from some live shows. Rumor has it a few of the boys are currently touring with the Allman Brothers Band. I'm sure it would be a great show but, it's just not the same.

Who Knew?

Apparently, I am running for president. I'm not quite sure if I'm up to the challenge. This means a lot more work to add to my already busy day. I guess I need to choose a running mate.

Any takers?

Jack of all Trades

Since graduating college eleven years ago, I have had more jobs than any normal, career oriented person should. Let me give you the run down. Chef, bartender, waitress, beach badge checker, banker, video store clerk, bummed around NYC for a bit temping, and now my latest endeavor, pharmacy technician. What the hell am I doing with my life? Why on earth did I not just become a teacher. Oh, maybe because I don't want to deal with other peoples kids all day!

One of theses "years" I will find the right job. I can only imagine what the next one will be. I think I'll shoot for space cowboy!