No, I'll Be Home After 3

Dear Verizon,

I understand the my measly $30 a month DSL internet connection means nothing to you but I've become rather fond of the internet and since you have never been once asked to come here on a service call, I don't need the attitude.  I have no idea why it isn't working but I can take an educated guess and say it may have something to do with the wild storms which came through here earlier.  With that being said, fix it.

I don't think I'm asking much or am I?  I shouldn't have to take a day off of work nor cancel BB's pediatrician appointment for this either.  Here is a little something for the old suggestion box by the way, 8am-7pm is not an estimated service time.  You know what it is though?  IT"S AN ENTIRE DAY OF MY LIFE!  I can't sit around and put my life on hold because you people don't know how to schedule a day of service calls efficiently.

I will be here tomorrow during the small time frame we agreed on and hopefully we can all get on with our lives.

Love,
Tracy

p.s.  So help you God if I'm missing any good Amazon Lightning Deals!

I'm Great

Yup, you read that correctly.  A few minutes ago, I became a great aunt!  My beautiful niece Victoria  gave birth to her son Kenneth who she named after her father.   I wish my brother were alive to hold his grandchild for the first time.  I know he looking down from heaven guiding Tori the entire way.

Congratulations Tori and Welcome to the world baby Kenny!  Always know that your grandpa loves you very much and will always be looking down from heaven, sending you love.

Important Health Information

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

* Do you suffer from shyness?

* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

- Dizziness

- Nausea

- Vomiting

- Incarceration

- Erotic lustfulness

- Loss of motor control

- Loss of clothing

- Loss of money

- Loss of virginity

- Table dancing

- Headache

- Dehydration

- Dry mouth

- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.


~The Beach Life would like to give credit to the AWESOME Kendrasaurus for sharing this brilliant tidbit of humor.

Two More Sleeps.....

Is what Big Boy keeps keeps saying, 2 more sleeps before I go back to school and see all of my friends!  Thanks Heavens!  I don't think I have it in me to handle this child much longer.  Big Boy is a creature of habit  and we thrive on a schedule around here.  It's time to get back to normalcy.

Due to extreme budget cuts in NJ, our school system had to do some fancy maneuvering and the end result was new bus schedules and starting times for all the schools.  This actual benefits my parents who will have him less time in the afternoon but puts me in quite the time crunch in regards to getting BB dropped off in the morning and getting myself to work on time.  Ah, it'll all come together.


Another issue for BB is going to be his friends.  Two of his closest friends have gone on to kindy and another has switched schools.  We've been talking about this a little bit each day but I just don't think he "gets it."  He is however jumping out of his skin thinking about seeing his favorite teachers especially one he has a huge crush on and has missed so much all summer:)

We have a very busy day today of back to school clothes shopping and haircuts!  Let's all say a prayers for a great school year!

Best Cartoon Ever!

I have no idea who The Angry Pharmacist is but  he may just be my own personal hero:)