Monday, August 25, 2008

Dear Crickets,

Make your peace with God. When I find you in my house, and I will, your demise will not be quick and painless. I will torture you for my own amusement. This is the second night in a row you have kept me up with your all night party. I am not amused. If you leave peacefully, there will be no need for violence. However, should you decide to stay, you have taken your lives into your own hands.

Game on.

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