I would stalk Eddie Murphy and get knocked up. I was listening to the radio driving to work the other morning and they were doing the celebrity segment of the show and announced he and Mel B, AKA Scary Spice had come to a child support and custody agreement. He pays her $50,000. a month for child support. $50,000. A MONTH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? I'm sure, or at least I would like to think that the money is all going into a trust fund but damn! It's not like they had three or four kids together, and even then I wouldl think the amount is excessive. This is for one child. One.
If I'm not mistaken, she has done rather well for herself anyway. Didn't those Spice Girls make some serious money back in the nineties and during their recent reunion tour? Personally, I would rather put bamboo shoots under my nail beds before ever seeing them in concert or listening to even ten seconds of their music but that's because I have good taste in music:) Is it the whole "hell hath no fury like a scary spice scorned?" Is it because he's a movie star the judge ordered him to pay so much. I just don't get it.
So if I had a uterus, I would get myself pregnant by Eddie Murphy. I would have the second baby I always wanted and an extra $50,000. a month lying around. I don't know, it just seems a little extreme to me.